Why do I only do dumb things with my smart phone?
Why does my 4 year old seem to understand why eating cookies for dinner is a great idea, but I just can’t seem to get it?
Why are so many rock stars so incredibly ugly, and yet so incredibly sexy? Why doesn’t this work for writers and painters?
Follow up: How can we get this to work for writers and painters? Really, put down whatever it is you’re doing and work this problem out – we need answers people!
Do Jelly Belly jelly beans make a jelly bean flavored jelly bean? Even if they do the popcorn ones are still my favorite.
What evil genius made black markers smell so bad, yet so strangely addictive that you can’t stop sniffing them? The only thing that gets me to stop is the thought that I’ll end up with a semi-permanent Hitler mustache – I’d say a Charlie Chaplin, but without the hat and cane to go with it everyone thinks Hitler, and I know myself – stylistically I’d never be able to pull off a hat and cane.
Why is my pool, with less water in it, colder than the lake, with more water in it?