Florida is apparently making another attempt to ban bestiality. Another attempt? Why is this difficult? Who is fighting against them? I’d love to hear that debate on C-Span.
“The floor yields to the honorable senator from Florida.”
“Thank you speaker, gentlemen of the House. When I say I love animals; I mean I looooove animals…”
It isn’t like Floridians are pro-bestiality, in the words of Representative Mary Brandenburg: “It is yucky.” So with such vehement protests against man-creature love as this I’m sure it will get passed in no time. Not this year though because the prohibition has failed once again.
This all leads me to think if there are aliens out there they may be waiting to contact us until after we get this animal-love situation sorted out. I mean if people can find a mud covered grunting pig sexy then what chance do the aliens with their svelte bodies and green skin have? Come on Florida you’re keeping us away from starship rides, robot sidekicks, and parties that are on a literal galactic scale; besides the whole animal thing is just yucky.